Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
