If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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