I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
