Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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