You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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