bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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