Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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