Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
my being single is dangerous.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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