You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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