People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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