Im at strip club and am horny
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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