If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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