All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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