Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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