wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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