He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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