What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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