butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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