Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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