i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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