Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
im on a boat
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