On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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