I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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