One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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