Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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