I faked an abortion last night.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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