fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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