i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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