That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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