i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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