is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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