Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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