Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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