People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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