We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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