i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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