All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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