Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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