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penguin condom
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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