Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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