Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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