I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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