I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
