I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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