I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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