also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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