We're facebook friends in real life
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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