Fuck appropriateness.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Randomize
