My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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