no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my phone needs a breathalizer
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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