your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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