Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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