hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I lost the right to judge tonight
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
